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Lindsay Lohan Puts Herself on Lockdown

Lindsay Lohan isn’t taking any more chances with her freedom.

After another bout with trouble last week, during which LiLo was accused of a hit-and-run on some schmoe, she is following the advice of her closest friends and keeping things VERY low key until her probation is up in two weeks.

TMZ reports that Lohan is basically on lockdown until the 29th.
She claims she did nothing wrong, and at least one eyewitness agreed, the train wreck once again found herself in the news for all the wrong reasons.

A club-goer claimed LiLo hit him with her car in Hollywood early Thursday, then drove off, something that could violate her probation if is were true.

It doesn’t look like it is, but the latest incident prompted people close to Lindsay to flat out beg her to stop going out at night until her probation ends.

Lindsay agreed and will now only leave her house when she really has to, like for her counseling or court ordered community service at the morgue.

Her next, and potentially last, probation hearing is set for March 29

Alex “Voodoo” Torres: Lindsay Lohan Paid Me For Sex!

Porn star Alex Torres, a.k.a. Voodoo, claims to have had a wild night of sex with Lindsay Lohan while her father, Michael Lohan, was asleep in the same house.

Surprising? Not really.

Torres talked with The Jim Richards Show on Newstalk 1010 in Toronto on Friday when he divulged his A-list romp after being told MiLo would be on the show.

“Ask [Michael Lohan] if he knows about that night I had with his daughter while he was sleeping upstairs,” Voodoo told Richards. “I’m not joking!”

He also made it sound like she paid him: “Many of these Hollywood celebrities pay me a high price dollar to come and satisfy them. I’m not joking!”

To clarify, host Jim Richards says, “So you’re saying you’ve had relations with Lindsay Lohan?”

“I’m saying that,” Voodoo confirms.

Photographer Terry Richardson also had an intimate encounter with the Mean Girls star, according to Radar, and she heavily pursued him afterward.

He’s “just not interested,” however, which is sad for her and all … but it appears Lohan is fully back on her original team, if you will. Nice.

Michael Lohan to Lindsay: God is the Real Judge!

Lindsay Lohan might have a judge convinced she’s got her life back on track, but her loser father says she’s got to work on things with the man upstairs.

Michael Lohan, who just completed a court-ordered rehab stint himself, told Radar Online that he sees his daughter with bigger problems than probation.

“People can make things right with a judge but that doesn’t mean they’ve made it right with God,” MiLo hilariously said about his 25-year-old daughter.

“Judges don’t always pass the right judgment themselves,” says Michael Lohan, who has been put in jail by more than a few judges over the years.

“God is the ultimate judge, and he judges us based upon what he sees and knows – not man!” adds MiLo. “I think we all know that all too well.”

“For those who don’t, well, I feel sorry for them.”

Profound words from a man who lives his life for the Lord and demonstrates his faith with his selfless actions every single day … or something.

His sermon to the celebrity news site goes on:

Thaer Kamal: Trying to Bilk Lindsay Lohan For Six-Figure Settlement?

Thaer Kamal, the man who claims Lindsay Lohan struck him with her car last week, is now trying to reach a big money settlement from the star. Big shocker right there.

Mark Geragos, Kamal’s lawyer, contacted Lindsay’s lawyer, Shawn Holley, to make the demand. He hasn’t yet cooperated with cops by sitting down for an interview.

What grounds does Thaer Kamal have to make this demand?

Geragos claims to have a surveillance video showing Lindsay behind the wheel as her Porsche strikes Kamal, then getting out of the car and swapping seats with a female passenger in the car, who takes the wheel and drives off.

None of the eyewitnesses corroborate this, however.

Lindsay’s due in court Thursday for her final probation progress hearing in her probation case. If Kamal goes to the police and presents compelling evidence of said hit-and-run, Judge Stephanie Sautner send LiLo directly to jail.